Name that Comic

"The deer is fucking the dog!"
"Now the dog is shitting."
"Now the deer is eating the dog's shit!"

"Bestial pervisions. Did they only do that once?"
"On the contrary! It got to be their thing?"
--- "That's the sixth time today!"

"The cops busted us one day, and they --"
--- "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say -- Holy Cow! What are those animals doing?"
"What did the cops do to you?"
"Nothing. They stood and gawked for a while, then just took us in."

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The dialouge is approximate and rough. So, um... Who wrote it and what is it?